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June 2018

jayce:

Whoever got my voodoo doll rn slob on my nuts real quick

Jun 16, 2018 351 notes
Jun 7, 2018 41,070 notes
Jun 7, 2018 91 notes
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Jun 7, 2018 1,269 notes

joner:

dankmemeking:

dankmemeking:

joner:

yo can i hit that

yea man

so how does it feel

Jun 3, 2018 3,311 notes

July 2017

Jul 17, 2017 450 notes
#meme #memes #twitter
Jul 17, 2017 6,279 notes

March 2017

joner:

thefloweringcacti:

I could be eating snacks on the other side of my room and I’ll still somehow manage to get crumbs in my bed

yeah dude cool also btw im gonna need u to stop calling my dinner table ur bed

Mar 30, 2017 244 notes

January 2017

Jan 10, 2017 143 notes
#lol
Jan 8, 2017 149 notes
Jan 8, 2017 948 notes
Jan 8, 2017 739 notes
ok hear me out guys

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

I’m listening

okay listen closely

ok ready

look me boots

Jan 8, 2017 187,222 notes

September 2016

Sep 15, 2016 308 notes
#meme #memes #Twitter #ios10 #Apple
Sep 12, 2016 1,055 notes
Sep 12, 2016 680 notes
#meme #memes
Sep 12, 2016 295 notes
Sep 12, 2016 1,885 notes
#Halloween #skeleton war #I fucking guess idk

August 2016

Aug 4, 2016 12,691 notes
#harambe #funny #lol #humor #hey I died but I'm back #ylyl #Twitter #shrek #Pepe #sanic #Arthur #meme #memes #dank
Adventure

joner:

bootyterrorist:

joner:

knivekin:

joner:

dadlylife:

joner:

lordwaily:

joner:

you stand near a table with a cup full of water

do you 

A: pick up the cup

B: do nothing

A

you pick up the cup

do you 

A: put down the cup

B: do nothing

A

you put down the cup

do you

A: pick up the cup

B: do nothing

A

you pick up the cup

do you

A: put down the cup

B: do nothing

B

your arm eventually gets tired and you put down the cup

Aug 4, 2016 29,993 notes
#long post

June 2016

Economists HATE them: constitutional monarchy discovers one WEIRD trick to lose billions of pounds OVERNIGHT!
Jun 25, 2016 5,814 notes

Jun 14, 2016 8,145 notes
#dank #submission
Jun 14, 2016 901 notes
Jun 8, 2016 431 notes

joner:

me: fight me

someone: ok put your hands up

me: 

Jun 8, 2016 1,409 notes
#follow this blog bc it is me
Jun 3, 2016 882 notes

May 2016

May 24, 2016 6,269 notes
May 24, 2016 2,052 notes
May 23, 2016 3,601 notes
May 23, 2016 1,567 notes
fuck aluminum

dankmemeking:

walking home some guy bumps into me and starts talking shit to my face about how aluminum is the best metal. i tried to explain that iron is actually the best metal, but he started throwing around words like “rust” and i lost it. punched him right in his aluminum loving face. i hate aluminum so much.

May 20, 2016 1,580 notes
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May 17, 2016 1,335 notes

joner:

waluigf:

joner:

Name one person who jacks off more than me

this guy

I said a PERSON, not a legend

May 16, 2016 208,569 notes
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May 15, 2016 1,571 notes
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May 10, 2016 13,061 notes
May 8, 2016 1,074 notes
May 8, 2016 6,967 notes
May 6, 2016 1,767 notes
May 5, 2016 1,102 notes
May 3, 2016 23,074 notes
May 2, 2016 217,809 notes
May 1, 2016 67,055 notes
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April 2016

Apr 27, 2016 67,321 notes
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