I told God I wanted a bae by winter and here he goes fucking cancelling winter
joner:
tsukiyamas:“Say cock is one of my favorite tastes again bitch.”
tsukiyamas:
“Say cock is one of my favorite tastes again bitch.”
Jesus: Table for 26 please.
Maître d’: but there are only 13 of you..
Jesus: yeah but we’re all gonna sit on the same side
Who’s gonna give Jesus his birthday punches