#meme  
#memes  
#dank  
#dank memes  
#funny  
#lol  
#humor  
#shrek  
#pepe  
#sanic  
#twitter  
#4chan  
#ylyl  
#haha  
#meme  
#memes  
#dank memes  
#funny  
#lol  
#humor  
#shrek  
#pepe  
#sanic  
#instagram  
#fallout  
#4chan  
#ylyl  
#haha  
#dank  

joner:

aliems:

joner:

aliems:

can someone murder me i have a good collection of possible weapons to do it with

what are the weapons

• a broken phone charger (can be used to start a fire, electrocute, or strangle me but that first two would take forever so strangling is the best option)
• a 31 Ib Himalayan salt lamp that i got for christmas for some reason
• a body mirror
• a 32 inch tv
• a broken closet door that can come off and fall on me

this is just stuff in my room my collection of possible murder weapons is much larger than this and i encourage my murderer to be creative with my death

i was hoping for a sword

#meme  
#memes  
#dank  
#dank memes  
#funny  
#lol  
#humor  
#Twitter  
#haha  
#shrek  
#Pepe  
#sanic  
#4chan  
#ylyl  

joner:

mom: omg why didnt you say grace before you started eating?!

me:

image
#meme  
#memes  
#dank meme  
#dank  
#funny  
#lol  
#humor  
#haha  
#twitter  
#doot  
#4chan  
#ylyl  
#shrek  
#pepe  
#sanic  
#meme  
#memes  
#dank  
#dank memes  
#funny  
#lol  
#humor  
#shrek  
#pepe  
#sanic  
#4chan  
#ylyl  

joner:

me: yeah i sex with women all day i do them real good i am not afraid

girl: hi

me:

image
#meme  
#memes  
#dank  
#dank memes  
#funny  
#lol  
#humor  
#shrek  
#Pepe  
#sanic  
#4chan  
#ylyl  
#haha  
#Twitter  
#meme  
#memes  
#dank  
#dank meme  
#dank memes  
#funny  
#lol  
#humor  
#shrek  
#Pepe  
#sanic  
#haha  
#4chan  
#ylyl  
#1k  
#hof