I told God I wanted a bae by winter and here he goes fucking cancelling winter
pull the trigger john
“Say cock is one of my favorite tastes again bitch.”
Jesus: Table for 26 please.
Maître d’: but there are only 13 of you..
Jesus: yeah but we’re all gonna sit on the same side

Who’s gonna give Jesus his birthday punches


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