joner:

aliems:

joner:

aliems:

can someone murder me i have a good collection of possible weapons to do it with

what are the weapons

• a broken phone charger (can be used to start a fire, electrocute, or strangle me but that first two would take forever so strangling is the best option)
• a 31 Ib Himalayan salt lamp that i got for christmas for some reason
• a body mirror
• a 32 inch tv
• a broken closet door that can come off and fall on me

this is just stuff in my room my collection of possible murder weapons is much larger than this and i encourage my murderer to be creative with my death

i was hoping for a sword

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