When ya crush posts a selfie
I told God I wanted a bae by winter and here he goes fucking cancelling winter
Jesus: Table for 26 please.
Maître d’: but there are only 13 of you..
Jesus: yeah but we’re all gonna sit on the same side

When ya crush posts a selfie
I told God I wanted a bae by winter and here he goes fucking cancelling winter
Jesus: Table for 26 please.
Maître d’: but there are only 13 of you..
Jesus: yeah but we’re all gonna sit on the same side
